Okay so what you're saying is there is 0% chance no roster change occurs for OG or?Zero chance they stay together now and that should be obvious from codcast or Karma's stream today. Matt also tweeted something.
Karma just mentioned talking to Hecz in his stream. Which would explain why Hecz daughter and Damon's daughter were pictured on HEcz's wife's Twitter yesterday. So there is clearly still a stable relationship with the two, but it makes you start to think that the other guys are leaving OG. This is going to be a long process.Theres alot of respect outside of between the 4 players. Hecz has no problem with any of them.
If damon and matt go to different teams, who they replacing? So which do you believe it’s the most likely roster now?All of you are getting your panties twisted when I make a guess so I wont do that anymore sorry
Wait so if karma told you personally he was up for three days then he for sure knows who you are?Lots of people were downstairs in the zebra bar, the lobby, the restaurant, and outside that he talked to and saw him with the shirt
So what is the team Scump and Crim will most likely form? Someone said it’d be Scump Crim Gunless Octane, any truth to that?I think they try to get a sub and have Crim flex
How do you get all of this new info if you said that the four guys aren’t saying anything to anyone anymore?What I mean is they arent typing much in the group chats.
what happens to teep if og ends up with no roster?He works for infinite which will probably make him still work with GGEA teams. i think he gets a fat check anyway.
Is this investor the same person who runs the Reciprocity Halo team?idk who that is
And if you were confident in your intel people like him wouldn’t bother you.The intel is what i heard and is the last i heard while posting it. People went to bed thinking Faze was trading Attach for Gunless and then woke up and it was Clay instead.
Either way this Cod burner dude is stiring up some shit and I think he should remove this post because it's starting to impact these guys life's.Moves were going to be made no matter if these posts existed or not. You covering your ears and eyes wont stop OG from making a change.
Damon just confirmed the shirt wasn't his on stream. Haggy said everything is wrong lolHolly also said nothing was happening with optic but we know thats not true. Tell Damon to come here and post that and I'll put the full story out there for him if he forgot.
It's about Formal. What's his deal man? After BO3 Champs, I genuinely got the impression that he straight up hated the others. Nameless has already said that during at least some of IW they hated each other, and Crim mentioned it in an old video that going into the game they weren't even sure if they'd stick together. If the IW season didn't start going their way, am I right in assuming that this change would've happened much sooner?Matt is just quiet and has a different personality. He doesnt like going out and prefers to chill with melissa instead. If Karma lost that 1v1 in round 11 last year they prob would have made changes. They arent winning this year so they want to make changes now. If reep didnt pull off that 1v3 they might of stuck together.
This is annoying because we all know how indecisive the pros are. They change what they want to do basically everyday. Roster lock needs to hurry upYea and thats why i say my intel is correct as of when I last heard something.
Everyone saying oh Kenny won’t leave to cause he’s got a tk tattoo an attach won’t leave cause he’s friends with the owners of faze are completely delusional have someone offer you a fucking bag and turn it down cause your too close with a org fuck outta hereThey were talking about leaving while at the casino in the uk
Hey burner could you explain the way gunless grinds? I rarely see him in pros 8s when they are streamed. Do they scrim a lot? Or does he play a lot of pubs or ranked? I've heard he grinds the most but pro 8s only happen so muchHe never stops playing. he thinks its fun to have like 1000 accounts at max prestige. (No he doesnt have a 1000 and i exaggerated that but he does have a few.)
Hey man, Ever consider grabbing up "codburner.com", (its available) and doing this as a means to direct all of this to a dedicated location to capitalize off of advertising revenue generated through traffic?idc about that...if i did i would of made a twitter
Hey burner, so if Kenny did end up leaving, tK wouldn't have the league spot, but who would get it? How does that get decided? Would the squad of Accuracy Methodz and Fero still be able to be in the pro league?They shouldnt have a spot but MLG could always give it to them like they did with ricky/col
As for Codburner, I highly doubt anyone on OG gets paid 20K/mth to play CoD. That's top pay for a LoL player. I heard the standard salary for a CoD player is somewhere around 50K/yr plus tournament prizes if any.Nobody on OG gets paid 20K a month. Scump might have said thats the cost for him to leave OG which would make sense if hes already making 10-15k there.
Any talks about Damon retiring?not that I know of
Dude what happened with complexity??? Something about a fight with Ricky and Blaztful. I also heard censor held blazt by the neck. Apparently it was pretty serious. Any intel???Rick was acting really weird and talking shit to his teammates right before a match. He's getting a big head because he holds the old era league spot.
Aint not one paying 20k to cod players a month lmao I think thats the most absurd thing in this whole post. That would literally be throwing money down the drain. Even Stewie2k couldnt get that from Cloud9 on CSGO I highly doubt they would do 20k to 4 players where there would be no return on investmentScump himself has 10x the amount of twitter followers and way more influence over than stewie2k. Think about how much merch Scump alone in a new jersey would sell. He has wayyyyyyyyyyy more value to a brand than any other american player.
Why is no one talking about the fact that throughout this year, casters and MLG have been going crazy about "storylines". That they want comp cod to be "more like the WWE"-courage. What if this is all a ruse, and when the smoke clears, at the next event "look at OG, even through adversity, they stuck it out what an amazing story"After all the latest tweets and codcasts from players you still think this is a hoax? lol
So Optic is staying together right?100% absolutely. They resigned for 10 years. Kappa
So will OG have a roster after all this goes down or are they dipping out of cod?I dont know what the org will do if 3 of their players leave. They might buy another league team but that would be alot.
Any update on John? What we've pieced together so far is that he's declined the offer from Scump and Crim. Has anything changed? Because Octane John Scump and Crim would be the most OP lineup ever.He might be thinking it over again. idk.
Or if one of them stays and MLG grants the org a spot. for example Ricky moved as a solo and still retained a spot. It would be in the best interest for MLG to grant OG a spot as they would be lossing a rather large fan base for COD. Obviously fans will follow the players but there are still a ton if OG fans that wint watch if Optic isnt in the leagueIdk about that. If OG bought the Tainted Minds roster so they are in the league how many people would watch and support them as OG?
I heard something that the buyout was met but the org refused cause they could in their contract and that the buyout was essentially like a reference number or something like that? I think that was just some random comment though so probably wrongThat isnt a buyout then. A buyout is a set number in the contract that allows the player to leave without the org having any say. Maybe they were trying to negotiate a lower amount.
What if Formal and Karma leave as a TO2 and go to a different team and Scump and Crim do the same thing?Noone is sure about that and bevils wondered the same thing a few weeks ago.
As of right now, what are the most likely rosters that are forming? Is Kenny going to join Crimsix Scump Octane?It would be a guess but if I had to guess I would say Kenny with them unless John changes his mind
Will you ever reveal your identity?yea
Any news on FaZe? Would reep retire if he got dropped or Zooma/Attach left?It would depend on offers he would get from other teams
You initially said that Trei was moving from Red but he has come out and denied that he is moving or ever was. So i presume it is just Skrapz and Josh to swap teams with no changes for Splyce?Some teams asked about bance and thats why i posted about him but i think they perfer to move tommy.
Do you think all the rosters will be announced on, before, or after the 7th?robably all of the above lol
Do you see the team of Kenny, Zooma, Scump, and Crim on Optic as a possible opportunity? Or would that not be doable as it seems Scump and Crim want out of Optic?I dont see that roster happpening or know how that would work lol. Scump and Crim want to leave OG last i heard but maybe OG is trying to negotiate
YawnGet off the internet and go to sleep :D
Do you think the new org will be a different Optic team? Like the way they have Optic Gaming and then Optic nation? Or will it be a whole new org in general? I dont think the org would be a different team like optic nation and would be a completely different one. Im not sure if its a brand new one or already existing one.Just 1 more because that means 3 wins for ww2 so Halflife 3 confirmed
How many events wins is it gonna take Gunless to get some attention from pokimane? Man is OBSESSED.
There's no chance on to3 scump, formal and crim looking for 1 more?None
did u saw nadeshots pic that he posted on twitter with the new Vice President of Finance and Operations of 100T ? (Jason Ton) could this be the asian guy OG was talking too ?I dont know if the guy was asian. I saw him in the car and he looked middle eastern.
When will you reveal your identity? Would it be after the last possible roster changes?I will for Clay's birthday
So Scump Octane & Crim are a to3?Yea
are karmas top prospect teams still eU and FaZe or have they changed?He said no on stream so I assume not. Alot of people are trying to put up smoke tho.
Accuracy tweet is hinting at something happening to the tk roster 👀TK wont let Kenny go since they would lose the league spot and they dont want to bring back Theory
Can you leak one potential roster for us? I wont care if it turns out to not happen later, just wanna see how things are looking so farOctane Crim Scump Zoomaa is what they all want now
So ive seen all tgese pros tweeting someone got fannessed whats that all about and is faze still together?
Is ZooMaa leaving FaZe ????
Why do you pros insist on gentlements agreements??Some stuff is OP and shouldnt be in the game at a pro level. That stuff is in the regular game for pubs and MLG is too slow to fix it for the league and events.
Do you have any idea why Crim and Scump couldn't get Gunless? Was there even an attempt in the first place?Gunless doesnt want to team with them without Formal.
Wait so Scump/Crimsix + Octane could actually happen? Scump and Octane are my favourite players so that would be an absolute dream. I'll support wherever they end up.Its looking likely. The bigger thing is who will they get for second sub since lots of teams wont let their players go.
do any of the pros know who you are, and are they trying to figure it out? I would think there would be a mad witch hunt for you in the 8s chats.Yea so im being more careful now. Their also trying to call me fake because their scared about personal stuff i know. If Im wrong then they wouldnt be talking about me so much.
What can be big that doesn’t involve og?Broke an hour ago about methodz
Any news on zoomaa is he going or are faze not letting him go?supposedly they wont let him go since there arent any subs out there except royalty
Just curious where that relationship went so wrong they don’t want to team or if they are still friends, just need to part ways to refresh their careers?They just annoyed each other after awhile and never worked out differences. Its too far now to fix.
Is OG still in COD ppl are saying the New Org bailed out on Scump and Crim?I dont think they signed anything new with anyone yet including OG
Do you think Tommey will go to another team or are there any teams looking to pick him up? Or do you think he is going to full time stream now?probably to unilad if skrapz gets bought out fully
What is happening in regards to FaZe if Zoomaa leaves for OpTic, and are you not scared of losing trust with players if you reveal yourself?I dont think Faze will release Zoomaa since their roster would be weird. The methodz stuff is true that OG owns him now.
Do you think people have any idea who you actually are?yes some know
What if og give formal the chance to build a team and pay for whoever he wants, any chance that happens if the other 3 leave? I know theyre all done with og but wouldnt that be too big a chance for someone with a winning mentality to pass up?hes already traded to LG for octane
Codburner has been right about barely half of the time.at the very least half more than you are. :D
So is OG sticking with OG now or still switchingIts unclear until an OG guy says something to someone
have you guys heard anything about crim and scump teaming with slasher and gunless from rise?I dont think thats happening unless Rise drops players and signs those two. Rise has no reason to sell Slasher and Gunless.
Will Optic try get John or Kenny again or are them 2 and Zoomaa a definate no?No on kenny because tk would lose their league spot. He has a buyout but it required 14 day notice that would have been after roster lock. LG wont let john go because then they are stuck with OGs problem of not having a second sub. Same with faze and zoomaa. teams arent in a hurry to help OG.
don't you think Slacked will get dropped too bc Formal and John dont like him I thought? Or have u not heard anything about that..if they drop slacked who would they get to replace him? Royalty? it would be the same problem OG has with not having a second sub
Did optic ever consider trying to go for Arcitiys ?not that I know of and I dont think eu would release him because they have backing and clay would be pissed.
lol how didnt tk pay for methodz contrac/buyout before seattleTK and a bunch of orgs dont really have lots of money. Rise is owned by an nfl player but he probably only has 10 mil in the bank. They wont even give their players raises. my thinking is they were hurried to sell methodz or else pay his salary when they got slasher. TK was the only one who wanted him and was banking on them placing well so they could pay his buyout. tk doesnt have alot of $$$ though and was only paying their players 3-4K. they all wanted to leave after atl.
What happens if if they stuck with karma. But don't want to team up with him will scum bag be a F/A and Crim too?they dont want to play with karma so i think they wold be stuck with zinni
What happened to that mystery Org you were talking about so much in the beginning??Everyone that knows all of that got quiet. I think they wanted scump crim and formal.
If you had to put money on what Optic's roster would be what do you think?right now id put money on scump crim octane methodz
From what u know, if u had to bet, who do u think realisticly will be the 4th? Think they end up getting Tommy or go with a felo or royalty caliber playerMost likely methodz. Their not getting Tommy and i dont know if they would take royalty or felo. Royalty would be easy to get but felo would probably have a buyout and eu/clay would be pissed
Is the LG roster assuming Formal, Kap, John and Slacked also going to change? like is that the 4 players for sure?Formal is already part of LG before the weekend. Im not saying LG 100 % wont make more moves but that is most likely their roster unless OG wants to give them scump for slacked or something stupid.
So Sam will 1000% be teaming with Seth and Ian?they are a to3 under OG but that doesnt mean OG wont sell Sam if Scump and Crim leave for the new org. It all depends what those two do since they have the league spot bc Formal is on LG already.
Is karma really sitting out for the rest of year? Personally think it would be a great move if he replaces Methodz in tk. Do you think there are a possibility of that happening?Noone said anything about him retiring thats for sure not a troll. TK only paid maybe 3-4k a month so he is probably better off staying with OG even if he doesnt play.
Can’t zoomaa just bench himself like gunless did back in eu? Then faze would be forced to make change.Sure if he doesnt want to get paid while he does that. I wouldnt be surprised if they could also fine him for that. Roster lock is in 6 days and i dont think he'd hold out after that anyway.
Who did they scrim?EU and Faze
the owner of rise has a 32 million dollar deal with the LA Rams and 20 mill guaranteed. he already made 5 mill+ from a rookie contractand more than half of his contract is gone. Here is something on ESPN for nba players and its pretty close to the same for NFL players. He doesnt have dan gilbert money. He probably only has less than 5 million in his bank account right now unless he spent none of it. http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/20715128/nba-player-salaries-take-home-pay
Without saying too much. I can confirm Karma/Crim we’re getting paid $4000 a month in salary from Optic in 2017.I dont know if thats funny or sad
So Kenny is stuck on tK and accuracy and f3ro are staying so who do they get as their fourth? They need a decent flex/main AR, and if Karma is unwilling to go because of the pay then who do they get? Dashy? Haggy?dashy has a huge buyout and is why NV didnt get him. TK doesnt have $$$ to pay the 30K coL asked for him last time.coL is owned by the dallas cowboys and i dont think they would sell dashy cheap. haggy maybe is available but i dont think they want to play with him.
So now that information has leaked that Optic is negotiating for players to play alongside Crim and Scump, what happened to this mystery org that was willing to throw all this money around for an elite squad? Are they not in the running for a team anymore?Of course OG is negotiating to try to trade for players to make Scump and Crim happy but that doesnt mean its working. I havent heard too much about the mystery org this week and idk if their still interested. I think they wanted Formal too but thats impossible now. Maybe OG is matching close to what they offered to Scump and Crim.
Is there any bad blood on faze or tk since people wanted to go but couldn’t?maybe but they will get over it
What is the possibility that TeePee is OG's new 4th?I think hes happy coaching and wouldnt want to play
Is there any possibility TK lets kenny go for a trade of Methodz and like royalty? Since MLG could technically let them keep their league spot if they wanted to.Yes mlg could do anything they want but methodz is owned by og now and they have no reason to let go of kenny. Hes their best player too.
So who’s replacing methodz?If you mean on TK then no idea. They dont have lots of money so who could they realistically afford? only maybe someone not in the league like enable.
How exactly do you know that zooma is not leaving faze?Hes telling people he cant get out. Faze is telling people they wont trade him. OG is telling people they cant get him.
john being forced to stay on LG. Sucks to be that way. How can a player be motivated to play and perform well when he's playing with people he doesn't wanna play with anymore?John is a fighter and has self respect. Players know if they play like shit the rest of ww2 that their stock goes down for bo4. Lots of people could learn from him. Dont sign a contract if you wont follow it.
By the looks of it optic doesn’t want methodz at all because vision was delayed until Sunday meaning that the rosters still aren’t set. I’m guessing they are still working on a zoomaa trade.They can keep trying for someone but it doesnt mean it will happen. Idk what they will end up doing.
So if you plan to eventually reveal who you are, why wouldn't you do it now? You've already said that some pros know who you are, and a lot of others have a strong idea... so why wait? I'm just looking at it as a way to get rid of the people that just come in here to shit on your credibility and say you know nothing. If you truly are a pro, and prove that, then no one is going to question it for the most part. But as of now you have people that probably have never even been to an event pretending their best friends with the entire pro community. Either way, I appreciate the intel, no it hasnt been 100% accurate, but like you said, things constantly change.If i did it now then id be cut off obv. Idc about being first or convincing people anyway. People are blind in denial if they think everything is still fine and the same with OG or other teams.
The new OG will probably be scump, crim, methodz and octane but do you see a slight chance of someone else than Methodz? Slacked just tweeted "I one day hope I can team with replays the goat" Do you see this as a possibility, Slacked to Faze, then get Zooma to OG and give Methodz to LG? because this seems like the only way to get Zooma on OG.Sure if they decide to go after a guy like Royalty or some random sub. Slacked and Zoomaa are trolling right on twitter.
So your saying there’s no way they can get John, Kenny, attach or zooma? If that’s the case then drop or sell Methodz and try to reconcile with karma. Cause no way that team will work with Methodz. Could they possibly get attach Or they are not selling anyone?LG, tk, and faze wont let their players go because they would have the problem OG has now that theres no good subs available. Faze is rich so money wont solve that problem with zoomaa. TK would lose the league spot without kenny and since they dont have money that would be bad since they would lose sponsors (just think aboiut how no one talked about them last year ever). LG is a top team and has no reason to trade John. People arent in a hurry to give up their best players to help OG.
nV aren't making a change are they? They have a solid team atm and are a dark horseEverybody always looks for a change but it might not be there
Very unlikely but is there a chance that OG buys a whole team like TK, Faze or LG and just replace the players for the ones on OG?Thats technically possible but i dont think that would happen
I know the OG guys went radio silent but any chance Damon/Seth reconcile out of necessity?I dont see it happening. Its been going on for a long time now.
Any idea what Kosdff was referring to when he was talking about “shadiness” in one of his tweets? Possibly about Kenny or Methodz? I also don’t think Kosdff is the type to trap a player, but I also don’t think he owns the majority of tK to make that decision.Idk for sure but TK isnt rich. If he loses kenny or accuracy they lose their league spot and become irrelevent again like they were in IW. Something else he did recently says otherwise about him being a good guy
If I was Hecz I'm telling Scump and Crimsix that they will have to play with Karma. Just do it. Play their bluff. I don't think Crimsix and Scump have the balls to leave at this point knowing they won't have Octane, and they couldn't get a sub while on OG. Hecz should play their bluff. Force them to play with Karma.If hecz did that they would call his bluff since they know if they leave to another org then OG has no more league spot and wont want to keep Octane then. Hecz isnt the real boss at OG anymore anyway.
It seems like there's a major shortage of good sub players this year, everyone and their mother wants to play ARits a 3 sub game and the best ones are locked up under contract.
Scump, Crim, Octane and Zoomaa or Scump, Crim, Octand anda Methodz? This are the two possible teams?No on Zoomaa.
Have you heard anything about maybe OG going after temp? He seems like the only option besides royalty for a sub player.EF is owned by rick fox shaq and the yankees i think so he probably has a big buyout and they dont need money. They also did good at Seattle so why would they change their team?
Funding like that doesn't get taxed like you think it does. Investments into companies aren't considered as income.No.
Any chance og try to trade methodz to nv for chino and then offer chino and $$$ to tK for kenny, I know that still leaves tK needing a sub player and it doesn’t make sense for nv to let go of chino but og is running out of time and options unless they plan on playing with karma or methodz.If NV wanted methodz they could of got him before Seattle. 51% OG ends up with methodz playing today.
what was the faze roster in that scrim, because the fact 'zooma' came on to scrim, suggests that he is no leaving!??same roster
What if he wants to leave ?Both kenny and methodz are under contract and cant.
Did you leak your identity to zoomaa?he knows me well :D
What if he wants to leave ?both are under contract and its not up to them
Ah gotcha. I thought you meant some people knew it was you and don't care so they're still telling you. Either way, I'm glad you're doing it. Hate being left in the dark by teams while all this is happening. One of the most entertaining thing for sports fans is offseason moves/trades/FA signing etc. Don't understand why esports make everything so secretive. fan bases would be even more dedicated if pros/orgs let fans be more aware. Anyone who thinks different obviously hasn't seen the traffic this entire subreddit has gained and how much your posts are being looked at everyday. Just my thoughtspeople want transparency but get mad when someone tries to give it. OG fans wanted Karma gone for the longest time and now that it happened their mad.
If players salaries were considered an investment rather than salary players would actually have to pay a 40% tax rate on them because their salary would then fall subject to the capital gains tax.No did you pay taxes last month?
Did you actually tell ZooMa who you were? Or his tweet, as usual, bait?im silly
If Crim and Scump don't like this line up will they announce FA. Since they haven't signed anything? And have better offers to team with better players?i guess they could but i doubt it. OG wont make trades if they dont ask those two first.
Since TK is currently without a fourth, any chances they fail to get a 4th and let Kenny walk to OG?No because they need to have a team in the league or else sponsors would drop them. Every player in the league gets paid a few K too
If tK have lost Methodz, who is their 4th if Kenny is getting locked down?Probably someone not in the league
What’s the point of forcing a t12 team with a Flukey win stick together?players are comfortable with certain players. Cod isnt the EPL
what were the two karma tweets about? the laughing emojis and then the 'stories' oneYou would have to ask him
Why doesn't crimsix want to play with karma?He knows the team needed a change and Scump doesnt want to play with Karma
so if tk is low on money say optic give them methodz plus a large amount of money do they still decline the offer cause of a "clause"?if your talking about for Kenny then yes because they would lose their league spot without kenny. TK could of had Methodz if they paid Rise.
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Why are you running?to get swole
Seems to me like the 3 sub meta is a problem for a lot of teams due to a lack of elite pro sub players in the scene but didn't the 3 sub meta start when pros decided to GA the best ARs? If they decided to use the FG/ITRA would the meta change to 2 subs, Bar, FG/ITRA? Wouldn't that make teams more balanced?higher chance of seeing 4 BAR meta lol
Couldn't OpTic just offer like 150k for Kenny? Assuming they were going to buy out Gunless when you were on the roster. tK have no money then surely they'd take some money as currently they're left without a fourth as well. At this point OpTic would have the upper hand since they have more money.OG wont spend that much on their cod team. TK would lose their league spot which means no more sponsors and no more gfuel house. skrapz sold for 100k euros.
What about Doug "Censor"? Wouldnt he be a decent fit compared to methodz?coL buyout and i dont think they like him
You mentioned in the original post that there were no contracts/contract issues with Optic. Are Scump and Crim under contract? Has Octane signed a new contract since the trade/ does OG have him locked down? If things keep looking iffy with finding a complete team, are these players going to look to split up and join another team? Or will OG just keep going down the list of subs/flex players until they get one no matter their skill level?with scump and crim its unclear because everyone got quiet after my first post but i know in the past they told people in 8s they had contract problems with OG....something about their youtube which might be why scump isnt uploading much right now. I dont think scump and crim signed a new contract right now but octane is still under his old contract with LG. I think OG will look for more subs but if it becomes a money issue where OG doesnt want to spend then i think scump and crim will go to the new org for sure. i think their in TX right now negotiating.
So all this "new org" stuff you said in your first post was a load of bs?nope. More pros know who it is and who the guys were chillin with then are publicly letting on.
Could OG go after Huke or is there no chance nV let him go?probably no chance. hes their young superstar in the making and probably doesnt have a buyout.
Is the new Optic’s 4th Saints? He and the other guys tweeted some stuff that makes me think he may beDont think so and saints cant leave the country
you probably have no idea but why the hell did zoomas girl sleep with kosdoff of all people..Shes young and dumb and the whole TK house set that fugaze up. Their all snakes. Zoomaa said the same: https://www.reddit.com/CoDCompetitive/comments/8c4yhg/comment/dxct2zt
that got me thinking what is really the adderall situation like in the pro scene? is it all just made up rumours and stories?Addy and other shit is everywhere in the pro scene. Lots of guys get it from a pro player bc he has a scrip. Mods don’t want me to post the DM screenshots because they like him too much ............................................ friday stuff
So all this "new org" stuff you said in your first post was a load of bs?Nope and ask any pro there in Seattle even revanjb should know about it by now. Im told OGs offer wasnt as close as the other org but the other org wanted Formal too with that original wishlist with gunless. I heard they tried to get Formal and Karma but decided to wait till BO4 since they wouldnt have a league spot and no team was going to sell theres or had a roster the new org wanted. Maybe L1LandO will confirm if he heard the same stuff.
Completely unrelated to this rostermania but because I'm bored and interested, could you say what unknown roster changes could've happened in the past or even some things the community probably didn't know. Other than that, gotta say thanks for being this open about the intel.no problem and with dougs leak on sillys stream it should be obvious that it was real. Ill have to think of other stories to post next week but i need to think about them to make sure enough people already know it in the scene and its not just me.
What would you say is the most likely Optic roster at this point? So with Hecz only posting about Scump and Crim is it safe to say Formal and Karma are gone to another team?yea doug leaked it again tonight.
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Anthem – The health insurer reported adjusted quarterly profit of $3.37 per share, 14 cents a share above estimates. Revenue was slightly below consensus forecasts. Anthem did see increased enrollment and higher premiums during the quarter.
Northrop Grumman – The defense contractor earned $3.15 per share for the second quarter, beating estimates of $2.87 a share. Revenue also came in above estimates and the company raised its profit forecast as customers purchased more manned aircraft units.
AT&T — The telecom giant reported adjusted quarterly profit of 79 cents per share, six cents a share above estimates. Revenue was also above forecasts, and the company also said it expects to close its acquisition of Time Warner by the end of the year.
Blue Apron — Co-founder Matthew Wadiak is stepping down as chief operating officer. He'll take a role as senior adviser to the meal kit company.
Amgen – Amgen reported adjusted quarterly profit of $3.27 per share, 16 cents a share better than estimates. The biotech firm also raised its full-year outlook, but the midpoint of the revised forecasts is below consensus forecasts. Amgen is, however, seeing new product sales make up for falling sales of established treatments.
Chipotle Mexican Grill – Chipotle beat estimates by 14 cents a share, with quarterly earnings of $2.32 per share. Revenue was slightly below forecasts. The restaurant chain's profits did more than double from a year earlier, as sales rose and expenses fell. The company also said it was retraining its employees on food safety following a series of lapses.
Wynn Resorts – Wynn came in two cents ahead of Street forecasts, reporting adjusted quarterly profit of $1.18 per share. The casino operator's revenue also beat estimates.
Express Scripts – The company reported adjusted quarterly profit of $1.73 per share, matching estimates, while the pharmacy benefits manager's revenue was slightly short of forecasts. The company did increase its earnings outlook for the full year, and also said that if it strikes a new deal with health insurer Anthem, its largest customer, it would be on less favorable terms. Anthem has sued Express Scripts, claiming it was overcharged.
U.S. Steel – U.S. Steel more than tripled the 34 cent a share consensus estimates by reporting adjusted quarterly profit of $1.07 per share. The steel company's revenue was also above estimates. That compares to a year-ago loss.
Texas Instruments – Texas Instruments reported quarterly profit of $1.03 per share, seven cents a share above estimates. Revenue scored a beat, as well. The chipmaker saw especially strong demand in its automotive and industrial segments.
Advanced Micro Devices – AMD earned two cents per share for its latest quarter, compared to forecasts of a breakeven performance. The semiconductor company's revenue also beat forecasts, and it gave strong guidance for the current quarter and the full year on strong demand for its graphics chips.
Akamai Technologies – Akamai beat estimates by two cents a share, with adjusted quarterly profit of 62 cents per share. Revenue also topped forecasts, however the provider of internet content delivery technology gave a weaker-than-expected current-quarter forecast. That comes on the heels of losing business from a number of large gaming companies.
IRobot – IRobot reported quarterly profit of 27 cents per share, far better than the 28-cent-a-share loss predicted by analysts. Revenue was well above estimates, and the maker of the Roomba automated vacuum cleaner also raised its full-year guidance on improved sales.
Celgene – Celgene will pay $280 million to the federal government and a number of state governments, settling a case involving accusations of improper promotion of cancer drugs and false reimbursement claims. Celgene does not admit liability in agreeing to the settlement and denies any wrongdoing in the case.
Coca-Cola – Coke beat forecasts by two cents a share, with quarterly profit of 59 cents per share. Revenue also came in above Street forecasts and Coke raised its full-year forecast, supported by growth in its newer products among other factors.
Boeing – The jet maker earned $2.55 per share for its latest quarter, 25 cents a share above estimates. Revenue was short of consensus, but Boeing did raise its full-year forecast due to lower taxes and improved performance.
Ford Motor – The automaker reported adjusted quarterly profit of 56 cents per share, 13 cents a share above consensus. Revenue was in line with estimates.
Hershey – The chocolate maker earned an adjusted $1.09 per share for the second quarter, coming in 19 cents a share above estimates. Revenue beat forecasts, as well. Hershey was helped by stronger U.S. demand as well as cost-cutting measures.
D.R. Horton – The home builder beat estimates by a penny a share, with quarterly earnings of 76 cents per share. Revenue missed forecasts, however. The bottom line benefited from an increase in home sales, as net sales jumped 11 percent from the year before.
Hilton Worldwide – The hotel operator earned 51 cents per share for the second quarter, one cent a share above estimates. Revenue beat forecasts, as well. Hilton also raised its full-year forecast, as guests book more rooms at higher prices.
Anthem – The health insurer reported adjusted quarterly profit of $3.37 per share, 14 cents a share above estimates. Revenue was slightly below consensus forecasts. Anthem did see increased enrollment and higher premiums during the quarter.
Northrop Grumman – The defense contractor earned $3.15 per share for the second quarter, beating estimates of $2.87 a share. Revenue also came in above estimates and the company raised its profit forecast as customers purchased more manned aircraft units.
AT&T — The telecom giant reported adjusted quarterly profit of 79 cents per share, six cents a share above estimates. Revenue was also above forecasts, and the company also said it expects to close its acquisition of Time Warner by the end of the year.
Blue Apron — Co-founder Matthew Wadiak is stepping down as chief operating officer. He'll take a role as senior adviser to the meal kit company.
Amgen – Amgen reported adjusted quarterly profit of $3.27 per share, 16 cents a share better than estimates. The biotech firm also raised its full-year outlook, but the midpoint of the revised forecasts is below consensus forecasts. Amgen is, however, seeing new product sales make up for falling sales of established treatments.
Chipotle Mexican Grill – Chipotle beat estimates by 14 cents a share, with quarterly earnings of $2.32 per share. Revenue was slightly below forecasts. The restaurant chain's profits did more than double from a year earlier, as sales rose and expenses fell. The company also said it was retraining its employees on food safety following a series of lapses.
Wynn Resorts – Wynn came in two cents ahead of Street forecasts, reporting adjusted quarterly profit of $1.18 per share. The casino operator's revenue also beat estimates.
Express Scripts – The company reported adjusted quarterly profit of $1.73 per share, matching estimates, while the pharmacy benefits manager's revenue was slightly short of forecasts. The company did increase its earnings outlook for the full year, and also said that if it strikes a new deal with health insurer Anthem, its largest customer, it would be on less favorable terms. Anthem has sued Express Scripts, claiming it was overcharged.
U.S. Steel – U.S. Steel more than tripled the 34 cent a share consensus estimates by reporting adjusted quarterly profit of $1.07 per share. The steel company's revenue was also above estimates. That compares to a year-ago loss.
Texas Instruments – Texas Instruments reported quarterly profit of $1.03 per share, seven cents a share above estimates. Revenue scored a beat, as well. The chipmaker saw especially strong demand in its automotive and industrial segments.
Advanced Micro Devices – AMD earned two cents per share for its latest quarter, compared to forecasts of a breakeven performance. The semiconductor company's revenue also beat forecasts, and it gave strong guidance for the current quarter and the full year on strong demand for its graphics chips.
Akamai Technologies – Akamai beat estimates by two cents a share, with adjusted quarterly profit of 62 cents per share. Revenue also topped forecasts, however the provider of internet content delivery technology gave a weaker-than-expected current-quarter forecast. That comes on the heels of losing business from a number of large gaming companies.
IRobot – IRobot reported quarterly profit of 27 cents per share, far better than the 28-cent-a-share loss predicted by analysts. Revenue was well above estimates, and the maker of the Roomba automated vacuum cleaner also raised its full-year guidance on improved sales.
Celgene – Celgene will pay $280 million to the federal government and a number of state governments, settling a case involving accusations of improper promotion of cancer drugs and false reimbursement claims. Celgene does not admit liability in agreeing to the settlement and denies any wrongdoing in the case.
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Hey Will! Three years ago after the Betty White SNL taping, my friends and I enticed you over our way with a box of cupcakes. You ran over and began punching the cupcakes in anger. You called us muffin poisoners and immediately regretted punching them as you had a lot of icing on your fist. Three years later, I was wondering if you still regret this decision and if you’ve ever been able to look at cupcakes the same way again. Also, what was your inspiration behind your SNL character Clancy T. Bachleratt? | I am still very sorry about the cupcakes situation. I absolutely remember destroying them. I do not regret it though. As for Clancy T. Bachleratt -- I don't even remember how we came up with that stuff. It just kinda happened. We originally tried to write a sketch using "model t cars, jars of beer, toddlers and spaceships" in existing songs like Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone but it would have been too expensive to produce so we just made up original songs. And Jonah Hill was really good about championing the sketch after the table read. Thanks for liking that one -- it's one of my favorites I ever got to do at SNL. Sorry again about punching the cupcakes! |
P.S. Tell me which movie studio I need to entice with cupcakes to get them to make “MacGruber 2: Grube Harder” and/or the prequel to the Brothers Solomon | And no need for cupcakes, we're gonna make MacGruber 2 -- somehow, somewhere, sometime! |
What did you do for your SNL audition? Were there any sketches during your time there that you were completely surprised went to air? | For my audition, I did Tim Calhoun, a speed reader, a prison guard that yelled at people and another thing I used to do at the Groundlings Theater (perhaps my favorite sketch I've ever done) called the Gold Man -- I'm one of those Gold Men on the streets that moves when people put money in their bowl -- I get my money stolen and then sing a sweet song about the hard life of a Gold Man that ends in the reveal that I suck cock for my facepaint. From there on out, most of the rest of the song is about cock and facepaint -- in fact, those are the only two words I use for the final two minutes of the song -- I must have sang the word cock like 200 times by the end of it. As I walked out of the audition, Lorne thanked me for coming and I shook his hand and said "Sorry for all the cocks." The next day, I found out I got the job. I guess it was the perfect amount of cocks! |
What is the status of the MacGruber sequel? Also have you considered calling it MoreGruber or MacTwober? | Val wants us to call it MacGruber Also which I really like. |
Status: In the writing process but Jorma, John Solomon and I are all so damn busy, it's been hard to get together. It is a priority though and we will write it soon! | |
When will "Fortin' with Will" get picked up as its own series? | I would sign onto that in a heartbeat! |
Hi Will!! You're f'ing fantastic. Rewatching old SNL's, I noticed that you frequently did a lot of funny singing - and you're quite good at it too! I loved your mother's day song. Aside from comedy-singing, do you enjoy singing? | I love singing so much. Jason Sudeikis and I go do karaoke about 90% of the time that we hang out. Just the two of us usually, doing deep cuts. |
Personal hero Will Forte. The Brothers Solomon is one of the most underrated comedies of the past 20 years (I have a Brothers Solomon tattoo that only people who saw the movie would get). In the DVD commentary, you mention you have a 'we need black baby' story about the casting and I sometimes lay at wake at night thinking about this. Can you please share? | I wish I could, but only in person -- if you ever see me on the street or something, please come ask. I even give you permission to interrupt my dinner and ask. Even if I'm eating with the President! |
Hi Will! Did you know that you were a better Jenna Maroney than the real Jenna Maroney? | Bite your tongue! Jane is an amazing actress. I always had respect for her, but getting to work with her, my respect grew even more. What she does is really hard to do but she makes it look effortless! What an honor to be a part of that show -- thanks Tina! |
How much fun is it to do Drunk History? | It's so damn fun. I love Derek Waters. Would love to be the drunk person telling the story at some point too. |
Is the gum in your mouth? | Ew, that's gross sorry. Yes I will.. if it's in your mouth. |
I've never seen a character quite as..."emotionally troubled" as Will Grello. How did you manage to tap into that level of emotional instability? Also, how did the kids in the "Fortin' with Will" sketch react to such a convincing display of rage? Love your work, brother. Keep it up. | Tim and Eric get you there very quickly -- they create such a fun environment in which to go crazy. As for Fortin with Will, I was really concerned about the kids, so I spent a great deal of time in between takes becoming friends with them and letting them know that what I was about to do was all just make believe -- those kids are so awesome in that -- they really make that sketch! Thanks for the compliment! |
Will, who was your favorite SNL host to work with? | Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Betty White, Josh Brolin, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin (my number one hero). So many wonderful people and wonderful memories! |
I love and miss Senator Tim Calhoun so, so much. I also annually rewatch your Women's Herstory song (see what I did there?). If you had to pick, what was your favorite character you got to play on your Weekend Update slots? | I think I would have to say Jon Bovi was my favorite. So fun to do that with Sudsy. And I don't think we ever got to say this, but our character's names were Dick Thickness and Girth Evans. Now you know! |
Will you sit in gum for me one more time? | Is the gum in your mouth? |
Ew, that's gross sorry. Yes I will.. if it's in your mouth. | Ew, again! Sorry, I can't stop myself! |
WILL!! I love your SNL characters! What's one of the hardest times you've had to keep your composure for a skit? | The hardest probably was when Bill Hader and I did a sketch with Josh Brolin called Fartface. It bombed so hard so it was tough to mentally stay in it. But we plowed through it! |
How big is your dick? Post pic. Edit: He answered. I am 200% satisfied. | Shoot, my dick pic camera broke (I have a special one for dick pics) But it is huge! (please don't verify this with any of my ex-girlfriends) |
Are you at all related to Buck Medley from Animal Planet? He's the most fabulous man with a bow and arrow i've ever seen. | I don't think I'm related to him which is awesome because that means I can have sex with him! |
What was your most embarrassing injury? | Wow -- these are all good questions. My most embarrassing injury? I broke my dick in front of the President and the First Lady -- that was embarrassing! |
How did you lose your virginity? | How did I lose my virginity? Very carefully. (and quickly) |
Do you think Abe and Joan ever get unfrozen and hook up, or will their heartbreak remain frozen in time... just like them? | As for Abe and Joan, I hope one day we'll get another crack at Clone High so we can answer these unresolved questions. I loved that show and thought it ended too soon! |
Hey Will! How did you mentally prepare for the celery scene in MacGruber? | The hardest part of that scene was the fact that my mom was visiting the set that day with her friends. I should have told her to go to Santa Fe that day (we made the movie in Albuquerque). But we got past it as a family. |
MacGruber is an underrated masterpiece. Did you have any regrets about the way it was marketed? | I love that movie with all my heart. I place no blame on marketing. Hopefully if we get to make a second one, people outside of you and my family will go see it. |
Thanks for your support pharbero! KFBR392! | |
What is your social security number Will? | 6969-69-696969-69. |
What was your favorite part of filming MacGruber? Or your favorite gag/joke in it? Will there be a sequel? Whichever question, or all! | I love that coffee shop scene too! |
Personally, the coffee shop scene between Kristen Wiig and yourself is one of my favorite clips of all time. | My favorite joke is one our buddy Chris McKenna gave us -- he runs Community with Dan Harmon. It's the joke where MacGruber says something like "If ripping throats gets us back that X5, I'll suck as many dicks.. er, rip as many throats as it takes." |
Hey Will big fan of your work on SNL. Is there any chance of you returning as host? Hope to hear an answer from you if you can. | That would be a dream! I would do anything that SNL would ask me to do. Hang in there bigsherm59 -- you are 10 away from the perfect name -- and thanks for the compliment! |
Hi Will, at Doug Loves Movies, what "spoke" to you with the Children of Ben poster? Or in other words, why didn't you pick my Blake Placid poster? :) | Blake! I am so sorry. It was just because I saw his first. But I lost the contest anyway. Next time, I will pick yours and lose for you! |
"After MacGruber's theatrical release, Forte left SNL for personal and professional reasons, although he has returned as a guest performer. " May I ask what the personal reasons were for leaving? | Wanted to be closer to my little niece Laney and nephew Alden who live in SF. And also all my friends on the west coast. It was a really tough decision -- SNL was an amazing experience. I still miss it! |
Who are your favorite bands? You have to have good taste in music... | Led Zeppelin is my number one. But I love the Beatles, Doors, Deerhoof, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Pavement, Funkadelic, Black Keys (I even got to officiate Pat's wedding) |
Most recent discovery -- George Harrison album "Early Takes Volume One" -- you gotta get this! | |
How many stalks of celery can you fit in your butt at any one given point in time? | Is infinity a valid answer? |
Hey Will! I know you love karaoke- what's your go-to karaoke song? | I love "Just Once" by James Ingram. "War Pigs" or "Faeries Wear Boots" by Black Sabbath. |
With Sudeikis who I usually do karaoke with, our go-to's are: "I Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon, "Always and Forever" by Luther Vandross, "Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley, and "Falling Slowly" from "Once" -- I love singing with that dude. And then Olivia Wilde took him away from me! (She's so amazingly awesome and I'm so happy for both of them) | |
The Falconer - anyone in particular inspire this character? How could you guys keep a straight face writing these sketches? You were one of my favourite members on SNL and your appearances on 30 Rock were always fantastic! | Eric Slovin from the comedy team Slovin and Allen came up with the Falconer idea. I had nothing and he said that he was gonna say five words and we were gonna write a sketch about one of them. And then he said: "dental hygienist... construction worker... falconer... tennis player... chef." and we all agreed that a Falconer was the way to go and the three of us went to work coming up with the idea. It was very late at night -- or morning -- like 5:00am when we started it. Thanks so much for liking it! |
What was your favorite part of filming Macgruber? | All the off screen sex with Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph and Powers Boothe. |
Macgruber is an under appreciated masterpiece and the stuff you did with Tim And Eric is some of the funniest stuff I've seen, along with snl stuff like the falconer and tim calhoun. My question is how do you get so worked up in sketches like forting with will and lazy horse mattress? | I don't know! They write amazing stuff that's easy to get worked up doing. It's so fun to work with Tim and Eric -- with the crazy stuff they do, you would think that they would be way more weird. But when you meet them, they're just two nice normal dudes. I hope you get to meet them so you can verify this! |
Will there be any more Cunth pounding in the MacGruber sequel? | It is not a MacGruber movie if we don't pound some Cunth. It would likely be ghost Cunth but we'll figure something out! |
Hi Will, You are one of the people who made me realize I want to be a comedy writer and I am unbelievably grateful for that. That said, I have two questions. | That is so cool to hear! Good luck to you, VickyStElmo! |
Any advice? | Advice: do what YOU think is funny at every step of the way. A lot of times, people try to talk you into doing stuff that makes you compromise your comedy. Do not EVER let that happen. Believe in yourself to the hilt! |
What did you want to grow up to be when you were a little boy? | I wanted to be a football player for the Oakland Raiders when I grew up, then a guitarist, then a history professor and then I found comedy. |
Also, my username comes from MacGruber! How perfect. | Good luck again -- you are wonderful! |
Hi forte. which cast members did you like working with the most on SNL? and who made you laugh the hardest? | I loved everyone there -- everyone had the ability to make you laugh your balls off. It really was the best job of all time to be in that kind of situation for your job. |
Sorry for not naming anyone specific, but these are all my buddies and I don't want to exclude anyone. | |
Have you ever wondered if a clown has ever affixed one of those cherry red noses to the end of his dingdong? These are the questions that matter. | I don't think there's any question that that scenario has befallen every clown that has ever existed. |
Hello Will, | Steve Martin is my all time favorite performer. And so to get to work with him at SNL was a very special experience with me. |
Who do you admire most out of everyone you've worked with and why? | David Letterman is another hero of mine and I got to write for his show for about a year way back in 1997-8. What an amazing honor to work on your hero's show! |
Did you know Nebraska would be in black-and-white and does that knowledge change anything about how you act on film? | I found out from Alexander pretty early on in the process that it would be in black and white. It didn't really change anything about the way we acted in the movie. We did however at times wear some pretty weird color combos that would register better in black and white -- undershirts that were neon orange -- that kind of thing. If you were to watch a color version of the movie, you would think, what the hell are these guys wearing? But I can't imagine the movie in anything but black and white now -- I think it's so beautiful! Alexander Payne is amazing! |
That inspirational coach speech with Peyton Manning was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Where did that come from? | Thanks very much! So happy you liked it. I think that's my favorite sketch I ever got to do at SNL. That was one I wrote with John Lutz (the guy that played Lutz on 30 Rock). He came into my office with that crazy song ("Casino Royale") and I told him about an idea I had from years before in which a coach used a weird song to motivate his team and we went from there. The funny thing is that we wrote the whole thing just thinking that I would play the song and listen to it the whole time. But right as we were about to turn the sketch in, Lutz said "Why don't you dance while the song is playing or something." I can't believe we almost didn't think of that because that's the whole sketch! Thanks again for liking it! |
How much fun was it to be in Beerfest? | It was such a blast. I love the Broken Lizard guys so much. They're really great guys. I hope they get to make Super Troopers 2 one of these days! |
But sorry for my horrible German accent in Beerfest. I worked on that thing for so long and that's the best I could come up with! | |
Hey will! You're honestly one of my favorite comedians!! What was it like filming on How I Met Your Mother? And do you ever drink a wharmpess ;) | Thanks very much! How I Met Your Mother was an amazing experience. I wrote at Letterman with Carter Bays and Craig Thomas who created the show, so I had known them forever. They're wonderful guys. So it was a very comfortable experience working on the show. The director Pam Fryman is AWESOME and the whole cast is so talented and so damn nice -- it really was a great experience! And I didn't ever get to drink a Wharmpess but I bet it tastes like it sounds. |
"Lettuce" is my pretty much my favorite thing ever, whose idea was it? And also what was your favorite sketch to do on SNL. | Lettuce came from a thing I used to do at the Groundlings. Akiva, Andy and Jorma came to me and asked if I had any ideas for shorts. I told them about this and then we wrote it together. Really happy that you liked it! Oh, and forgot the second question! My favorite things to do on SNL -- the dancing coach sketch with Peyton Manning -- all the Clancy T. Bachleratt and Jackie Snad songs about Model T Cars, Jars of Beer, Toddlers and Spaceships -- the ESPN Classic sketches -- MacGruber -- Jon Bovi -- and Potato Chip! |
Hi Will, you were my favorite character in Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie as the Alan, the owner of E-Z Swords. Just wanted to ask, is there any reason you seem to have always played the most neurotic characters on the Awesome Show, and how was your experience working with Eric Wareheim and Tim Heidecker? | I don't know why that is! I just do what they ask me to do. I love working with those guys so much. They are surprisingly normal guys for the crazy stuff they do. I hope you get a chance to meet them one day -- you'll see! |
And thanks! So happy you liked Allan Bishopman! There is a commercial for E-Z Swords that for some reason didn't make the final cut of the movie. If you haven't seen it, you should check it out. I love it! | |
Did you get to meet Aubrey Plaza when you did that guest spot on Parks and Rec? Was she awesome? Did she do anything weird? | I did get hang out with Aubrey at Parks and Rec, but I had known her for years. She used to be a photo intern at SNL before she got her big break so we were buddies back then. She's awesome and incredibly funny! |
Also, what's your favorite Christmas song? | My favorite xmas song is White Christmas or Silent Night -- actually, I love all xmas songs. Oh, Blue Christmas by Elvis too! |
On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about Nebraska and working with Bruce Dern? | You have to get a new scale because your scale just broke because the thing shot through the ten mark so hard. Every part of the Nebraska experience was amazing. Bruce could not have been better to me -- what a great friend and guide through the whole process. And I got to watch an amazing actor who has given hundreds of amazing performances, give the best performance of his lifetime -- and I got to watch it from like a foot away. To say it was an incredibly special experience would be the biggest understatement of all time. |
How did you keep the celery in your butt cheeks during the MacGruber scene? Intense butt strength or was it pretty far up there? | It was more of a butt strength thing. It actually wasn't in the hole, but rather in the taint. |
Who's truly your best friend, Nick Mcilwain or Steve Morrison? | You will not get me to crack on this one. I love Nick and Steve equally. And nothing will ever change that! |
How often are people naked behind the scenes of SNL? | Every second of every day. |
What advice would you give someone who wants to be an SNL cast member? What should someone be doing to work towards those goals? I am a huge fan and am so happy for all your success! | There are so many things you can do! I usually say that you should either go to The Groundlings in LA, UCB in NY or Second City in Chicago and start working your way through the system. They always look for people in those places. But there are so many other wonderful theaters and I'm kinda out of the loop now. There are also so many ways that you can get noticed on the internet too. Old Man Forte wishes he could give you better advice, but that's the best he can do. Best of luck to you. Work your ass off and work with as many people as you can -- you never know who is gonna make it to the next level and then take you with them! Or maybe you're the person who makes it and takes them along. |
Hey will!!! i a big fan from the uk! love you in SNL and 30 Rock!! my question is why is Nebraska only showing in cinemas in London, rather than the whole UK? cause i love to see it but i don't live near London :( | They've been stepping it out slowly -- it's the same thing out here in the US. They opened in only four theaters (two in NY, two in LA) and have been slowly expanding. I think it's gonna be in like 250 theaters this weekend out here. I assume it'll expand in the UK as well. |
What's your favorite holiday movie? | Probably The Year Without a Santa Claus. Huge fan of the Heat Miser. |
Favorite sandwich? Go! | I sure hope a breakfast burrito counts as a sandwich because that's my answer! |
What is the best way to cook a dog? | I like to ice brew them. The flavor comes out more bold. The heating process kills a lot of the natural flavor. |
off, please do what's in your power to make Greg Stink an official Olympics correspondent this year. | Thanks for your Greg Stink support! I have booked a flight to the Olympics just in case. |
But I need to know. In the sketch where you are in a spelling bee and take 2 minutes to spell Business, were all of those letters written exactly on the cue card, or did you make them up as you went along? This has been keeping me up at night for years. And also, days. | As for Spelling Bee, that's one I used to do when I was at the Groundlings (a sketch/improv comedy theater in LA). I used to go on forever with the letters -- sometimes like double the SNL version of the sketch. I was really nervous because it was the last sketch of the night before Neil Young played and I was scared that he wouldn't have enough time to do his song so I did it a little shorter than I normally would have. In hindsight, I should have just kept saying letters until they hauled me off the stage. But it was so fun to get to do that one at SNL -- that's one that's really close to my heart! |
Hi Mr. Forte. Can I call you Will? | First of all, thank you so much for the nice things you said in there! |
What I really came here to ask is who did Abe choose? Cleo or Joan? The question has been eating away at me for nigh a decade. I will always lament the second season that never was, but at least give us some closure! | Go see Nebraska! |
Hello Will, you've been amazing in your cameo's on all the Tim and Eric stuff you've done. Do you know if you will be rocking on anything else of their's? love all your work! Hope all is well, I can't wait to watch Nebraska, haven't found the time yet. | Find the time Cinco420! I can't wait for you to see Nebraska! |
As for Tim and Eric, I can't wait to work with them again. I always have the best time with them. They let me go nuts -- it's so much fun and very therapeutic! | |
But thanks very much for the nice words! | |
With christmas and all, whats the best anti gift you can give? I would love to surprise my spouse with something she will never forget. And now i can blame you. | A gift certificate to the gym? That would be the worst gift to give your spouse that I can think of. And please blame me. |
Go see Nebraska and tell your friends to see it too! (I answered your question, it's only fair) | |
That's freaky that we both called Macgruber an under appreciated/rated masterpiece within 1 second of each other. Are we... best friends now? | Oo, seems like pharbero and thebaselines might be going on a date. Could this be the first reddit wedding? I'm so honored to instigate this union! |
Hey Will! Thanks for running in the Santa Monica Sports Club's #TreadmillMarathon on Nov. 17th. You are really fast and kind to donate your time and running skills! What got you into running? | I gained 40 pounds my freshman year at UCLA and started running that summer. And it was my pleasure to participate in the TreadmillMarathon -- wish I could have done the whole thing but had to go to a Nebraska q&a. |
What was your platform as high school class president? | I can't remember but whatever it was, I didn't deliver on any of it! I was such a bad president! And I'm a hard working person -- I just was not good at it. I would be a better freshman class president now. Sorry Acalanes Class of '88. |
"My name is Will Forte and I will answer ANYTHING you ask me." What was your highest annual salary from SNL, base before any taxes, agent fees, etc? And just from SNL nothing else. | Oh no. You got me! That counts as answering, right? |
OMG WILL. An open apology to mother earth is still the song I keep replaying on every Earth day. You didn't write this on your own right? | Thanks very much! I can't remember who I wrote that with but most likely with my friend John Solomon. He's one of my best friends and he writes at SNL. He and Jorma Taccone and I wrote MacGruber together too! Thanks for liking it! |
Why does Kazu Nagahama hate you? | I don't know! If you find out, please let me know. I can't have this hanging over my head any longer! |
Hi Will! I really loved Nebraska and can't wait to see you in Run and Jump. As a fan of your earlier works as well, I was wondering what type of parts should we expect to see you in from now on? | I have no idea! I don't really plan things out. Nebraska came out of nowhere for me -- it's been such an amazing experience and has been so exciting, but it was about as unexpected as you can get. As for the future, I would love to try a little bit of everything! And I would also like to try to make MacGruber 2 (but don't tell my parents that -- I think they think I've moved through that phase) |
So happy you liked Nebraska -- please spread the word -- and I look forward to hearing what you think about Run and Jump -- really proud of that one too! | |
I love that you don't get mad when people call you Will Arnett. Sincerely, Also Not Will Arnett. | It is an honor to be called Will Arnett -- that happens all the time. He's one of my favorite comedians and also a very good friend. And what a bod on that guy! |
I just had to tell you what an epic fucking masterpiece MacGruber was, and I will rip the throat out of anyone who says otherwise. | You are a boobieaficianado of great taste and I appreciate the compliment and the support! |
KFBR392! | |
Hey Will, I remember flipping through the channels one night and seeing your SNL sketch of "Herstory" in which you sang a song about the history of women. It is honestly one of the funniest sketches I've seen on SNL, so thanks! | Thank you very much for the compliment! |
I was MacGruber for Halloween and I compiled two turkeys that night. I just want to say thank you. | Ah man, one turkey away from a turkey of turkeys! Thanks for being MacGruber on Halloween -- that's really cool to hear! |
No question here, but Clone High is one of the most under-rated/under appreciated shows out there. I appreciated your work in it! | Thanks very much! Did you know that the guys who did Clone High also did Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, 21 Jump Street and the soon-to-come 22 Jump Street and Lego Movie? And they let me reprise my role as Abe Lincoln in the Lego Movie -- it's a tiny part, but it was really fun to work with those guys again -- they're amazing! |
I really don't have a question. I just think you're wonderful. | Thanks for putting a smile on my face. You're wonderful too! |
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